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My favorite April 21, 2006

Posted by whatacharacter in humor, just my blogs.

A frog walks into a bank, and hops up to the nearest teller.

“I’d like a million dollar loan please!” he tells the teller. She looks down in shock on this amazing sight, and can’t believe a frog is talking to her, let alone requesting $1,000,000!

“Um … sir … uh we don’t … er can’t give out a loan without some collateral.”

The frog, peering up at the teller’s name tag, and reading Patricia Wakk, says “Ms. Wakk, I would hope this will do then,” and produces a tiny plastic elephant trinket. “May I please have a million dollar loan now?”

Taking the plastic elephant, and eyeing it curiously, she replies ” well, *ahem* we’ll need some personal references … ”

Interrupting, the frog loudly retorts “MY father is MICK JAGGER!!”

This is too much for poor Ms. Wakk, and she quickly runs off to tell the bank’s vice president. Entering the office she blurts out “A frog is waiting out there expecting a million dollar loan, he gives me this plastic elephant for collateral and says Mick Jagger is his dad! What should I do?!?” She frantically slams the elephant down on the desk.

The bank vice president considers the small plastic figurine, and peeks out the door and sizes up the frog, now calmly hopping up and down in place at the teller’s window. He turns back and tells the teller

“It’s a nick-nack Patty Wakk, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone!”



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